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The function of the Army and Navy in any future war will be to support the dominant air arm.
— General James H. Doolittle, in a speech at Georgetown University, 1949.
— General James H. Doolittle, in a speech at Georgetown University, 1949.
Duggy
I know of only one bird - the parrot - that talks; and it can't fly very high.
— Wilbur Wright, declining to make a speech in 1908.
— Wilbur Wright, declining to make a speech in 1908.
Duggy
It's congenital really. We're an aspiring species that doesn't have wings. What else would we dream of?"
— Mark Vanhoenacker, British Airways B747 pilot and aviation author, on dreams of flight.
— Mark Vanhoenacker, British Airways B747 pilot and aviation author, on dreams of flight.
Duggy
“Airpower is like oxygen. When you have enough, you don’t think about it. If you don’t, it’s all you can think about.” (Gen. David L. Goldfein, USAF)
Duggy
A burly good 'ol boy Texan on a flight flags down a steward and says, "Captain, I want a drink but I don't see the stewardess around".
The steward answers, "Actually I'm not the captain. This airline is proud to have integrated many of the traditional male-female roles of the industry. I'd be happy to get you a drink".
Passenger: "Wow, what does the captain think of that?"
Steward: "She's all for it, in fact, the entire flight crew is female."
Passenger: "I don't believe it!! Take me up to the cockpit so I can see for myself!"
Steward: "Actually sir, we don't call it that anymore."
The steward answers, "Actually I'm not the captain. This airline is proud to have integrated many of the traditional male-female roles of the industry. I'd be happy to get you a drink".
Passenger: "Wow, what does the captain think of that?"
Steward: "She's all for it, in fact, the entire flight crew is female."
Passenger: "I don't believe it!! Take me up to the cockpit so I can see for myself!"
Steward: "Actually sir, we don't call it that anymore."
Duggy
As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airplane encounters turbulence.
Duggy
ATC: Piper N 4444D, traffic at your 2o'clock, 500 ft below you.
Piper N4444D: Well, we see a light coming towards us ... ATC: Look again - there's probably a plane behind that light.
Piper N4444D: Well, we see a light coming towards us ... ATC: Look again - there's probably a plane behind that light.
Duggy
A female pilot at Sydney's Bankstown airport was in a hurry to get airborne, she made the following request: "Bankstown Tower Cessna ABC requests an intersexual departure runway 29R."
Almost straight away ATC reply: "ABC, The full length is available."
Almost straight away ATC reply: "ABC, The full length is available."
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Tower: "Height and position?"
Pilot: "I am 1,80 m and I'm sitting
Pilot: "I am 1,80 m and I'm sitting
Duggy
Tower: Mission 123, do you have problems?
Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.
Tower: Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument panel!
Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.
Tower: Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument panel!
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