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bullet Duggy on Tuesday 11 April 2017 - 19:21:09
A burly good 'ol boy Texan on a flight flags down a steward and says, "Captain, I want a drink but I don't see the stewardess around".
The steward answers, "Actually I'm not the captain. This airline is proud to have integrated many of the traditional male-female roles of the industry. I'd be happy to get you a drink".
Passenger: "Wow, what does the captain think of that?"
Steward: "She's all for it, in fact, the entire flight crew is female."
Passenger: "I don't believe it!! Take me up to the cockpit so I can see for myself!"
Steward: "Actually sir, we don't call it that anymore."
bullet Duggy on Tuesday 11 April 2017 - 19:20:21
As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airplane encounters turbulence.
bullet Duggy on Saturday 01 April 2017 - 13:45:38
ATC: Piper N 4444D, traffic at your 2o'clock, 500 ft below you.
Piper N4444D: Well, we see a light coming towards us ... ATC: Look again - there's probably a plane behind that light.
bullet Duggy on Saturday 01 April 2017 - 13:45:09
A female pilot at Sydney's Bankstown airport was in a hurry to get airborne, she made the following request: "Bankstown Tower Cessna ABC requests an intersexual departure runway 29R."
Almost straight away ATC reply: "ABC, The full length is available."
bullet Duggy on Saturday 01 April 2017 - 13:44:28
Tower: "Height and position?"
Pilot: "I am 1,80 m and I'm sitting
bullet Duggy on Saturday 01 April 2017 - 13:44:08
Tower: Mission 123, do you have problems?
Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.
Tower: Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument panel!
bullet Duggy on Saturday 01 April 2017 - 13:43:52
Tower: You have traffic at 10 o'clock,6 miles!
Pilot: Give us another hint, we have digital watches!
bullet Duggy on Saturday 01 April 2017 - 13:43:36
Pilot: "Ground, XY-line 195, requesting start-up."
Tower: "Sorry, XY-line 195, we don't have your flight plan. What is your destination ?"
Pilot: "To Leipzig, like every Monday."
Tower: "But today is Tuesday!"
Pilot: "WHAT? But Tuesday we are off !"
bullet Duggy on Saturday 01 April 2017 - 13:43:18
Pilot: "...Tower, please call me a fuel truck."
Tower: "Roger. You are a fuel truck."
bullet Nathanmarcus on Wednesday 22 March 2017 - 02:36:30
AC352 Helicopter
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bullet Duggy on Sunday 19 March 2017 - 12:52:07
Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten.

— Neil Armstrong, speech to joint session of Congress, 16 September 1969.
bullet Duggy on Saturday 14 January 2017 - 14:18:41
Flying does not rely so much on strength, as on physical and mental co-ordination.

— Elise Deroche, first lady to solo an airplane.
bullet Duggy on Saturday 24 December 2016 - 11:53:56
More than anything else the sensation is one of perfect peace mingled with an excitement that strains every nerve to the utmost, if you can conceive of such a combination.

— Wilbur Wright
bullet Duggy on Saturday 26 November 2016 - 18:57:07
"I have seen the curvature of the earth. I have seen sights most people will never see. Flying at more than 70,000 feet is really beautiful and peaceful. I enjoy the quiet, hearing myself breathing, and the hum of the engine. I never take it for granted."

— Lt. Col. Merryl Tengesda, first African-American female to pilot the U-2.
bullet Duggy on Saturday 03 September 2016 - 07:56:46
War is a nasty, dirty, rotten business. It's all right for the Navy to blockade a city, to starve the inhabitants to death. But there is something wrong, not nice, about bombing that city.

— Marshal of the Royal Air Force Arthur 'Bomber' Harris.
bullet Duggy on Friday 19 August 2016 - 14:57:54
"Nobody ever thought about having to protect the passengers from the pilots."

— David Neeleman, 19 March 2014. Yes, the date is right. 2014. Over a year before the Germanwings 9525. Article in Popular Mechanics magazine.
bullet Duggy on Monday 01 August 2016 - 13:50:56
Landing on the ship during the daytime is like sex, it's either good or it's great. Landing on the ship at night is like a trip to the dentist, you may get away with no pain, but you just don't feel comfortable.

— LCDR Thomas Quinn, USN.
bullet Duggy on Saturday 16 July 2016 - 13:39:09
"Flying is a great equalizer. The plane doesn't know or care about your gender as a pilot, nor do the ground troops who need your support. You just have to perform. That's all anyone cares about when you're up there - that you can do your job, and that you do it exceptionally well."

— Lt. Col. Christine Mau, 33rd Fighter Wing Operations Group deputy commander, on being the first female to fly the F-35.
bullet Duggy on Sunday 03 July 2016 - 07:04:57
When asked why he was referred to as 'Ace':
Because during World War Two I was responsible for the destruction of six aircraft, fortunately three were enemy.

— Captain Ray Lancaster, USAAF.
bullet Duggy on Wednesday 15 June 2016 - 19:15:22
Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

— Captain Rex Kramer, in the movie Airplane.
bullet Duggy on Saturday 21 May 2016 - 08:00:51
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.

— Seen on a General Dynamics bulletin board
bullet Duggy on Tuesday 10 May 2016 - 07:57:05
Anybody can jump a motorcycle. The trouble begins when you try to land it.

— Evel Knievel
bullet Duggy on Friday 06 May 2016 - 11:54:51
Flak is a contraction of German Flugzeugabwehrkanone meaning "aircraft-defense cannon"
bullet Duggy on Wednesday 04 May 2016 - 23:24:41
Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs.
bullet Duggy on Wednesday 04 May 2016 - 23:24:12
Why did God invent women when airplanes were so much fun?
bullet Duggy on Wednesday 27 April 2016 - 08:46:43
It was war. We were defending our country. We had a strict code of honor: you didn't shoot down a cripple and you kept it a fair fight.

— Captain Wilfrid Reid 'Wop' May, RFC, 13 victories WWI
bullet Duggy on Wednesday 20 April 2016 - 20:12:23
I think nuclear-powered aeroplanes are the answer beyond 2050.

— Ian Poll, Professor of Aerospace Engineering at Cranfield university and Head of Technology for the UK Government's Omega project, reported in The Times of London, 27 October 2008
bullet Duggy on Sunday 17 April 2016 - 09:46:09
"I hate sailing."

— Troy Bradley, first words upon landing in the sea just off Mexico after crossing the Pacific from Japan in a balloon
bullet Duggy on Thursday 14 April 2016 - 09:40:19
Do not spin this aircraft. If the aircraft does enter a spin it will return to earth without further attention on the part of the aeronaut.

— first handbook issued with the Curtis-Wright flyer.
bullet Duggy on Sunday 10 April 2016 - 11:09:08
Add together every pilot who's ever flown the supersonic Concorde (now out of service), and there have still been twice as many astronauts.
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