Male Logic:? ?

Woman:?Do you drink beer?? ?

Man: Yes? ?

Woman:?How many beers a day?? ?

Man:?Usually about 3?

?Woman:?How much do you pay per beer?? ?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip? ?(This is where it gets scary !)? ?

Woman:?And how long have you been drinking?? ?

Man:?About 20 years, I suppose? ?

Woman:?So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400, correct?? ?

Man:?Correct ? ?

Woman:?If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past?20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?? ?

Man:?Correct? ?

Woman:?Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting?for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?? ?

Man:?Do you drink beer?? ?

Woman:?No? ?

Man:?Where is your Ferrari?